zoeysugg:

ive been laughing at this for 12 yearS

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

nerdyninjanicole:

#salad

babyferaligator:

drunktrophywife:

babyferaligator:

how much do friends cost

$420.69

ok but how much with this coupon i got 

freddybenson:

freddybenson:

friendly reminder that kony was never stopped

madfawn:

omfg

barricadescoffeeandnewsboys:

klainecrisser:

If Yahoo tries to change Tumblr

there will be a mutha fuckin’ revolution

WHO’S WITH ME?

VIVE LA TUMBLR

extraspicyawesomesauce:

law of equivalent exchange

gas-station-disco:

is that taylor swift

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”