Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12
Relax i speak bear
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
Octopus changes colour outside the water
It looks like it’s dying
OH GOD. THAT’S SO FUCKING SCARY.
Waaaaait whoa. Guys. He’s also changing the texture of his skin, along with attempting to match the tone of the ship’s(?) floor.
HE’S TRYING TO BLEND IN.
HE KNOWS HE’S IN DANGER AND HE’S SCARED AND DOESN’T WANT TO BE SEEN.
SHHHHH NO BABY OCTOPUS COME HERE IT’S OKAY <3
We literally have a shape shifting animal with the best camouflage mechanism in nature and nobody thinks that’s the coolest shit like what the fuck we could learn so much from it’s biology everyone needs to get outta my face cause this creature is metal as fuck
so one time I accidentally turned on magnifier while watching the office.
This shark gotten eaten by another shark as it was being fished out of the water. In other news, I’m never going in the water again.
Yo dawg I heard you like sharks so I put a shark in your shark so you can fish while you fish
Smaller shark is just having the worst day.
I am sitting at my computer screen with my mouth open, because I just cannot fathom how someone writes something this amazing.
I would’ve just been like. “it’s the same color as your blood on the cold hard concrete after i kill you.”
Best Pope story yet?
Pope Francis has been sneaking out of the Vatican at night to serve the homeless.
The Pope for people who don’t like popes strikes again.
HE WAS ALSO A BOUNCER AT A NIGHTCLUB
Pope Francis has also shed the trappings of wealth that generally accompany his position (golden cape, ornate throne) in favor of white threads and a simple wooden chair. He’s also the first Pope to wash a woman’s feet, insisting that it’s what Jesus Christ would have done. Even if you’re not religious you can appreciate that this is a genuinely good man, and a wonderful leader of the Catholic Church.
I like this Pope
Chinese Bootleg’s Subtitles For ‘The Avengers’ May Be Better Than The Movie Itself
:’) the Bruce one made me pee
"This is my teachings to you, you little bitch."